robynn_houd

[robynn_houd]

[robynnhoud]

Oh yeah to the like eight people who read my stuff, or if you stumble upon this

If you’re a terf, fuck off. If you’re homophobic, transphobic, lesbophobic, enbyphobic, biphobic, queerphobic, aphobic, lgbt-phobic, etc. If you don’t accept any sexualities, any genders, anything anyone wants to identify as, you can fuck right off. My blog isn’t a place for you.

If you’re ableist, racist, sexist, misogynistic, or just feel the need to invalidate ANYONE for ANY REASON, especially if it’s something beyond their control (as mentioned; gender, sexuality, disabilities (mental or physical), mental illnesses, race, color, sex), you can fuck right off. Go slither over to Facebook if that’s your jam.

Everyone and anyone can be here. Unless your small bigoted mind can’t possibly accept everyone and anyone. I know not a lot of people are here, but if you are, you are welcome any time.

[robynnhoud]

Oh yeah and people who identify as ”MAP” also please leave. In the nicest way possible, get help.

[robynn_houd]

I AM SO SICK OF LIFE

I DON’T WANT TO DIE

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THE MONOTONY OF HOME TO SCHOOL TO WORK TO HOME TO SCHOOL TO WORK TO HOME

I WANT TO LEAVE

I WANT TO LIVE

I DON’T WANT THIS TO BE A CHORE ANYMORE

I WANT A CELEBRATION

I LIVE

I AM ALIVE

WHY CAN’T I ENJOY IT

WHY DO I JUST HAVE TO SETTLE WITH “I’LL DIE ONE DAY”

I DON’T WANT TO

LET ME LIVE

LET ME OUT OF HERE

WHY AM I FORCED TO HATE LIVING

WHY CAN’T I RUN SAVAGE IN A FIELD

WHY CAN’T I LIVE IN A CAVE

EAT BERRIES FROM THE BUSH

I’M SO SICK OF MODERNISM

EVERYTHING’S SO BORING

IT’S ALL SO BLAND

BEIGE

DISGUSTING

WHERE’S THE COLOR

WHY CAN’T I BE IGNORANT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER IN THIS MEAT PRISON

LET ME OUT

I DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE

HELP

[robynn_houd]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[robynn_houd]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

I vote that more hero/arch nemesis duos should be divorced-with-children. I want to see a cgi heavy superpowered action scene take place against a backdrop of custody & visitation negotiations.

"a fucking DEATH RAY, are you SERIOUS with this trite supervillainry bullshit, listen you impotent little cold sore i am notifying my lawyer and YOU ARE LOSING WEEKENDS"

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[robynnhoud]

Doofenshmirtz

[robynn_houd]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

[belladino]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[delianisnotonfire]

salmon is for desire

[aplacetobebree]

what am I looking at

[pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[robynn_houd]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[thoodleoo]

[emancaz]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[emancaz]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[newtonscamader]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[robynn_houd]

[cute-hearts]

i can never see myself going back to disposable pads after trying reusable pads. cloth pads are waay more absorbent, breathable and comfortable that i don’t feel like i have any pad on. i also thankfully dont get any rashes, redness or irritations from the cloth pads

i know it can be very intimidating to switch but at least try ONE PAD so you can try it before you judge it! 

[cerenae]

i second this! if your concern is changing while you’re out, then the pad can actually be folded like the photo below and it wont leak nor smell at all! you can keep it folded until you’re ready to clean it

for cleaning, i personally just put my used pad/s under the shower while i wait for hot water, then wash it with soap and air dry after. tip: if you really want to wash it thoroughly then you can wash it again with your regular clothes (i do this). it’s machine wash and dryer-friendly.

[latestagejenga]

I NEED THESE

[shiissupercool]

i recently switched to cloth pads and in addition to all the benefits listed above, there are also a bunch of cool prints available that give me a lil seratonin boost everytime i get to use a new one.

i mean, i get to have DRAGONS on my pads??? immaculate. 100000/10 would recommend

[oinchavengewho]

If you’re nervous about using them, try them while you’re at home first or overnight!

[smilephantomhive]

They are def way more comfortable.

[theadorelocksly]

Theyer also a huge money saver. I bought a sample pack for like $50 and then liked them so much I got another set later, but just the one set was plenty. Considering how heavy my flow is and how many pads I went through, I was buying a 24 count box a month at LEAST. So yeah they’ve paid for themselves. I had to use a disposable one the other day while I was out and randomly started and hell no that shit ITCHY

[learnmestuff]

I have been using these for a few years now. I love them. They are also good for my bladder leakage, I use them every day for that, and it feels like I’m not wearing a pad at all.

[robynn_houd]

[typhra]

[robynn_houd]

[girlboysonfilm]

the worst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell who im allowed to say faggot around and who will go on tiktok and make a video about me saying faggot around them

[girlboysonfilm]

my bad TW: tiktok

[covington-shenanigans]

#idk how to explain to all the young ppl foaming at the mouth about other queer ppl reappropriating slurs#but when you gleefully reappropriate a slur it loses its power to hurt you#and every single word used to refer to lgbt+ ppl was and still is used as a slur#when older queers like me who’ve literally survived gay bashing attempts and never healed from homophobic trauma#are told by people who have never encountered such experiences and dont even bother to learn queer history beyond ‘slur vocabulary’#to not use our own identifiers for ourselves or protect y'all’s sensitive eyeballs from the assault of a ‘slur’#well i dont know how to tell you how insulting and QUEERPHOBIC that is#well have fun with that and i do agree that someone of you lgbts (derogatory) aren’t queer#because queer means liberation and solidarity and yall just want white heteronormative capitalist respectability politics#go gay-marry and gay-kill brown people in the imperialist army like you wanted 😌#maybe become gay-cop since you already are so good at policing 😌😌

damn go off

[grammarmancer]

If we have to listen to young people reappropriate fruit/fruity without even realizing it was a slur in the first place, we sure as shit shouldn’t get shamed for reappropriating faggot or dyke.

[theothin]

and “gay panic”

[robynn_houd]

[lesserjoke]

Today I learned that Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove is canonically Jewish in the spinoff series.

Here’s the link to the whole challah recipe, before anyone asks: https://twitter.com/disney/status/1411022232445464585

Disney on Twitter

“Looking for a delicious treat? Try out Challah bread with this step-by-step recipe inspired by Kronk!”

Twitter

[lesserjoke]

Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children’s comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️

[beemovieerotica]

I would like to state that the Incan Empire lasted until the mid 1500s, and the Spanish Inquisition / expulsion of Jewish people from Spain and Portugal occurred in the 1400s, after which a contingent of migrants could have reasonably fled to the Americas on Portuguese trading vessels that were already operational in the region and moved to inland South America / Qusqu where the story took place.

Kronk CAN VERY WELL be not only Jewish but also a survivor of the Inquisition itself.

This is completely historically feasible and haters can eat my toes.

[robynn_houd]

THE PEPPER WAS PREGNANT